Sug by the Warners and the Animaniacs cast

Music by Richard Stone

Lyrics by Tom Ruegger

 

Warners: It's time for An-i-man-i-acs and we're zany to the max. So just sit back and relax. You'll laugh till you collapse. We're An-i-man-i-acs

Yakko and Wakko: Come join the Warner brothers
Dot: And the Warner sister Dot
Warners: Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot

Warners: We're An-i-man-i-acs. Dot is cute and Yakko yaks. Wakko packs away the snacks. While Bill Clinton plays the sax. We're An-i-man-i-acs

Warners: Meet Pinky and the brain who want to rule the universe. Goodfeathers flock together, Slappy wacks 'em with her purse. Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse. The writers flipped. We have no script. Why bother to rehearse?

A! cast: We're An-i-man-i-acs. We have play for play contracts. We're zany to the max. There's baloney in our slacks. We're An-i-man-ee! Totally and zany
Dot: Here's the show's namey*
An-i-man-i-acs! Those are the facts

 

*= this line of the song changes in many episodes, but that line is the original one used when A! premired in September 13, 1993.

 

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Sung by Dr. Scratchansniff, the Warners, Hello Nurse, Flavio, and Marita

Music and Lyrics by Irving Burgie and Norman Spain

Music arranged by Richard Stone

 

Dr S: One Monday morning I got up late And there were these monkeys outside the gate. The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck The monkeys got free and they ran amuck

Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Dr S: My office was run by the studio nurse. I came downstairs und what could be worse? The monkeys was doing a crazy dance. They put buggies in my underpants

Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Dr S: Monkeys dance then I dance too
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Dr S: I ran outside to get a stick But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick! 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace

Nurse: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Yakko: For a nickel I'll give you a clue
Dot (spoken): I didn't know your eyes were blue
Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Dr S: I went to me bath for a shower and shave. The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave! The entire bathroom was laid to waste And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!

Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Dr S: They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Dr S: Then by this time I was feeling dread They was using a shoe brush to shine me head. I asked them to leave but they stayed around. They pulled the chain and yee! I went down

Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Dr S: Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Dr S: Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door! And if they don't leave I'm inviting you To my house for dumplings and monkey stew

Dr S: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Dr S: Now I'm in the stew. -- Oh, poo
Warners: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

Dr S: Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
Warners, Flavio and Marita: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do
Warners: We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo
Warners, Flavio and Marita: Don't know what to say the Warners won't do

 

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Sung by Yakko Warner

Music- traditional Mexican Hat Dance

Lyrics by Randy Rogel

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean, Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam, and French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland, and Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal, France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia), and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia, The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand, Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali, Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania, Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan.

 

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Sung by the Warners

Music by Richard Stone

Lyrics by Tom Ruegger

 

Warners: They're Pinky and The Brain,
       They're Pinky and The Brain,
       One is a genius; the other's insane.
       To prove their mousey worth,
       They'll overthrow the earth.
       They're dinky; they're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

 

 

Warners: They're Pinky and The Brain,
       Yes, Pinky and The Brain,
       One is a genius; the other's insane.
       They're laboratory mice.
       Their genes have been spliced.
       They're dinky; they're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.

 

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Sung by the Warners

Music by Richard Stone

Lyrics by Paul Rugg

 

Warners: Open your doors and buy our cookies
       Yodel-liddle-laddle-laddle-yaddle-yodel-lee
       Support the Scouts; get out your wallets
       Yodel-liddle-laddle-laddle-yaddle-yodel-lee

Wakko: Yodel-ey-he-hoo...Yodel-ah-ha-haa...Yodel-ee-he-hee...Yodel-liddle-laddle-yaddle-lodel-diddle-dodel-doo...Dobble-dee-dee!

 

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Sung by the Warners

Music by Richard Stone

Lyrics by Paul Rugg

 

Warners: Whenever we're feeling blue, here's what we always do: when your face is long, sing the Acme Song! You'll feel so fresh and new!

Yakko: There's the A that's first,
       There's a C that's next,
       There's an M; you're almost done.
       There's the E; it's last
       Now spell it out
       A - C - M - E
       That's fun!

Wakko: (spoken) Now backwards!
       (sung) There's the E that's last
       There's the M; it's next
       There's C; you're almost done
       There's the A; it's first
       What's first is last
       E - M - C - A
       We're done!

 

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Sung by the Warners

Music by Arthur Sullivan

Lyrics by Paul Rugg

 

Warners: We surf the sea, the Warners we three be to catch a gaze of a beach to get some rays. We'll never sink; Our board's not what you think. It's got a tail in fact it is a whale!

Yakko & Wakko: Yes, Brothers Warner we
Dot: And the Warner Sister
Yakko: You'd like her if you kissed her.
Warners: We've surfed the seven seas. Now it's time to catch some Z's! Hey!

 

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Sung by Captain Mel and his crew

Music by Arthur Sullivan

Lyrics by Paul Rugg

 

Mel: I am the evil pirate Captain Mel
Crew: And a really evil pirate, too!
Mel: You are very, very kind, I'm an evil mastermind, and I'll do cruel things to you.
Crew: We are very, very kind, He's an evil mastermind, and he'll do cruel things to you!
Mel: I'll kick you in the knee, poke your eye so you can't see, and hit you with my sword. Though I be a pirate swine, I have to draw the line...So I will not push you overboard.
Crew: What, never?
Mel: No, never!
Crew: What, never?
Mel: Hardly ever!

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Sung by Captain Mel and the Warners

Music by Arthur Sullivan

Lyrics by Paul Rugg

 

Warners: Gosh we're scared and gosh we're frightened 'cause our itty-bitty new friend has his teeny-weeny brain all set on blowing us to bits. Oh, how horrible, deplorable, This really is the pits!
Warners/Mel: We/they should run and we/they should flee. Then where would our story be? This could spell the bitter end
Mel: For animated kids like them!
Yakko: For the oldest Warner brother
Dot: And his pretty Warner sister
Wakko: And the other Warner brother
Mel: Their small lives I will smother! They should run and they should flee, then where would this story be. This--
Yakko: (spoken) Bon voyagey!
Dot & Wakko: B'bye!

 

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Sung by Yakko Warner and his siblings

Music by Arthur Sullivan

Lyrics by Paul Rugg

 

Yakko: I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags; comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head.

I'm very good at fancy dances; I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite.

When in a jam I just yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal.

Warners: You see, in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!

 

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Sung by the Warners

Music by Richard Stone

Lyrics by Sherri Stoner

 

Warners: The crankiest of creatures in the whole wide world,
        Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!
Slappy: (spoken) Ahhh, 'nough with the singin', already!
Warners: (sung) That's Slappy!

 

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Lyrics by Sherri Stoner

 

Totally awesome Acme Snax
They are fun and energy-packed
Sugar-coated sugar sacks...

 

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Sung by Yakko Warner and his siblings

Music and lyrics by Randy Rogel

 

Yakko: Everybody lives on a street in a city or a village or a town for what it's worth.

And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains which is out there spinning silently in space.

And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals and also the entire human race
 
It's a great big universe and we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney
It's big and black and inky And we are small and dinky

It's a big universe and we're not
 

And we're part of a vast interplanetary system stretching seven hundred billion miles long.
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one that has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons In a panoramic trillion-mile view.
 
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.

It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other and still that's just a fraction of the way.

'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends which is maybe just inside a little jar!
 
Warners: It's a great big universe and we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney.

Though we don't know how it got here we're an important part here
It's a big universe and it's ours!

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